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I try to make at least one person a day smile. It really helps because someone I see every day starts to smile when they see me

Will you still need me, when I'm 64. You'll be older too

I would like science come up with a cute for the common cold.

When I got married I inherited a bee hive. I wasn't sure that I wanted that but got to enjoy the hive.

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I taught myself how to drive a stick shift car.

My folks wanted me to go to college and I didn't want to. They told me that they would buy me a car if would go. I told them that I didn't study in high school and I wouldn't study in college. I would have flunked out in one quarter. If I went to college there's no telling where I would be today.

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