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Joke A Man And His Parrot
A Man And His Parrot A man buys a parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks...
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Joke Cow Whisperer
Cow Whisperer When you moo at a cow, and it moos back!
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Joke A Matter Of Perspective
A Matter Of Perspective I couldn't work out why the ball was getting bigger... Then it hit me.
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Joke Stay Vigilant!
Stay Vigilant! Look out! Image Credit: snelse_/ Reddit
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Joke Catch and Release...?
Catch and Release...? Talk about a slippery situation! Just when it looked like this fish was officially caught, it had other plans! Watch as it makes the most epic, last-minute escape back into the lake—giving a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘catch and release.’
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Joke "Beef Stew" as a password...
"Beef Stew" as a password... Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password…. It’s not stroganoff!
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Joke An Unlikely Duet
An Unlikely Duet Watch this father-son duo unleash their creativity!
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Joke Is That What They Say?
Is That What They Say? You know what they say about plateaus… They’re the highest form of flattery.
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Joke Funny Halloween Costume!
Funny Halloween Costume! Still laughing over this Halloween inflatable costume! 🎃 It may be November, but this gem proves some costumes just keep on giving! Got any funny Halloween stories of your own? Share them with us below—we’d love to hear!
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Joke The Students and The Tire
The Students and The Tire Four students plan to arrive late to their final exam so they can take it the next day By the time they arrive the exam is almost over, so they head over to the professor to ask if they can take it the next day. They tell him they tried their best to come on time, but their tire blew out and it took too long to...
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Joke The Unthinkable
The Unthinkable How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg.
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Joke A New Superhero
A New Superhero Have you seen the newest superhero on the block?
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Joke The Secret To A Happy Marriage
The Secret To A Happy Marriage A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of...
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Joke Tongue Twister Expert
Tongue Twister Expert Can you beat the little guy?
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Joke Aerobics Class for Seniors
Aerobics Class for Seniors A woman on the phone to her friend: I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising... I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my...
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Joke Goal!
Goal! Do you think he got away with it? 😂
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Joke Which One Is The Most Accurate?
Which One Is The Most Accurate? Halloween isn't over yet for these impersonators!
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Joke Halloween Cake From The Boss!
Halloween Cake From The Boss! When the boss says ‘Sure, we can have cake for Halloween’… but there’s a catch!
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Joke The Talking Clock
The Talking Clock A man goes to visit his friend and notices a large gong in his living room. He asks, “What’s the gong for?” His friend says, “Oh, that’s my talking clock!” The man is intrigued and says, “Really? How does it work?” His friend grabs a mallet and gives the gong a mighty whack, filling the room with an echoing BOOM. A voice...
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Joke Diver's Dilemma
Diver's Dilemma Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
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Joke Don't Let Him Down
Don't Let Him Down Man down. Image Credit: Reddit
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Joke A New "Law"
A New "Law" You’ve heard of Murphy’s law. It says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
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Joke Plot Twist
Plot Twist The plot twist I was not expecting...
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Joke The Doctor Visit
The Doctor Visit An older gentleman goes to the doctor. The doc says, “How’s your memory holding up these days?” The man replies, “Oh, it’s perfect! I remember all sorts of things. Why, just yesterday, I remembered to take my pills before I forgot where I put them.” The doctor laughs and asks, “Do you ever worry about getting Alzheimer’s?”...
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Joke A Math Problem
A Math Problem I can't remember how to write 1, 1,000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals... I'M LIVID.
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