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Joke Handyman's To-Do List
Handyman's To-Do List I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. 🛠️ 🛠️ 🛠️ 🛠️ 🛠️ Turns out he only does odd jobs.
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Joke Meow's the time to make my move...
Meow's the time to make my move... "Meow you doin'? 😏"
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Joke A New Drink
A New Drink A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks up, somewhat bewildered, and says: "You have a drink named Steve?"
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.22.2025
Riddle Masters 01.22.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Up for another riddle? Here it goes: I begin with R and end with T. To most I belong, yet no one wants me. I have no mass, but add great weight because I always come too late. What am I? As usual, the ‘spoiler’ button will conceal both your answers and everyone else’s. Just click it to...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.24.2025
Riddle Masters 01.24.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Did you get the correct answer to yesterday's riddle? In case you missed it, it was: I begin with R and end with T. To most I belong, yet no one wants me. I have no mass, but add great weight because I always come too late. What am I? The answer? It's regret! But we also accepted some...
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Joke A Different Problem
A Different Problem Mrs. Applebee, the 6th-grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?" After a very long silence in the...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.21.2025
Riddle Masters 01.21.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Up for another riddle? Here it goes: Take me out of a window, and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in a door, and I can save someone’s life. What am I? As usual, the ‘spoiler’ button will conceal both your answers and everyone else’s. Just click it to reveal the fun! Happy...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.21.2025
Riddle Masters 01.21.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Did you get the correct answer to yesterday's riddle? In case you missed it, it was: Take me out of a window, and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in a door, and I can save someone’s life. What am I? The correct answer is the letter "n"! (Window without an "n" is "widow"; Door with...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.21.2025
Riddle Masters 01.21.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Did you get the correct answer to yesterday's riddle? In case you missed it, it was: What has four legs in the morning, two in the evening, and three at night? The answer? It's a human being! Congratulations to our Riddle Masters who got the correct answer: Members Dano, Megan22...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.20.2025
Riddle Masters 01.20.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Up for another riddle? Here it goes: What has four legs in the morning, two in the evening, and three at night? As usual, the ‘spoiler’ button will conceal both your answers and everyone else’s. Just click it to reveal the fun! Happy Riddle-ing, GrayViners!
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Joke Startling Compromise
Startling Compromise A jumper cable walks into a bar, but the bartender says, "We don't serve jumper cables, get out!" But the jumper cable has had a long day. He begs the barkeep to make an exception... And eventually, he relents. "Alright," says the bartender, "but don't try to start anything!"
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Joke Don't look, don't touch
Don't look, don't touch
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Joke Such a Peaceful Ride
Such a Peaceful Ride
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.17.2025
Riddle Masters 01.17.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Did you get the correct answer to last Friday's riddle? In case you missed it, it was: I'm red and small, and I have a heart of stone. What am I? The answer? It's a cherry! 🍒 Congratulations to our Riddle Masters who guessed the correct answer: Members lauranie2098, TinaM1966...
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Joke A Heartfelt Confession
A Heartfelt Confession Well, at least she was honest. Image Credit: Jim Benton/Facebook
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Joke How Humans Were Created
How Humans Were Created A little girl was sitting at the kitchen table drawing a picture of her parents with crayons. She started thinking about her grandparents… what about her grandparents’ parents? What about her parents? He asked his mother thoughtfully: “Mom, where do people come from? I mean, does everyone have a family?” “God created...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.17.2025
Riddle Masters 01.17.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Up for another riddle? Here it goes: I'm red and small, and I have a heart of stone. What am I? As usual, the ‘spoiler’ button will conceal both your answers and everyone else’s. Just click it to reveal the fun! Happy Riddle-ing, GrayViners!
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Joke Fear of Needles?
Fear of Needles? Image source: Reddit/snelse_
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Joke Anti-Gravity Book
Anti-Gravity Book I told my grandkids I was reading a book on anti-gravity. They asked if it was any good. 📖 📖 📖 📖 I said, “It’s impossible to put down!”
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.16.2025
Riddle Masters 01.16.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Up for another riddle? Here it goes: What do the letter "t" and an island have in common? As usual, the ‘spoiler’ button will conceal both your answers and everyone else’s. Just click it to reveal the fun! Happy Riddle-ing, GrayViners!
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Joke Masters of Pun
Masters of Pun Who's up for a laugh? Image Credit: Nathan W. Pyle/Facebook
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.16.2025
Riddle Masters 01.16.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Did you get the correct answer to yesterday's riddle? In case you missed it, it was: What do the letter "t" and an island have in common? The answer is... they're both in the middle of water! Congratulations to our Riddle Masters who guessed the correct answer: Members Nmrosetx, Oma64...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.15.2025
Riddle Masters 01.15.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Did you get the correct answer to yesterday's riddle? In case you missed it, it was: What flies forever but rests never? The answer is... wind! 🌬️ But we also accepted "time". ⏳ A huge shout-out to our brilliant Riddle Masters who got the correct answer: Members ccornett93, Bonita...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 01.15.2025
Riddle Masters 01.15.2025 Hey there, Riddle Masters! 👋 Up for another riddle? Here it goes: What flies forever but rests never? As usual, the ‘spoiler’ button will conceal both your answers and everyone else’s. Just click it to reveal the fun! Happy Riddle-ing, GrayViners!
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