Not-so-safe Safe
After years of marriage, a man gave his wife one simple rule: never look in the safe. Of course, curiosity got the best of her, and one day, she finally opened it. That evening, when he got home, she confronted him.
"I looked in the safe today," she said. "I found three eggs and $40,000."
The man sighed. "I told you not to look in there..."
"But what’s with the three eggs?" she pressed.
He hesitated before admitting, "Well… every time I’ve been unfaithful, I put an egg in the safe."
After 38 years of marriage, his wife took a deep breath. "Alright," she said. "Three times in all these years? I suppose that’s not the worst."
"But what about the $40,000?"
The man looked down and muttered, "Well… when I get a dozen, I sell 'em."
His funeral is scheduled for next week.
