A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ve got a little man that plays the piano in my pocket.”

The bartender doubts the man but the man insists “If I can show you him will you give me a free drink,” to which the bartender obliges. The man takes him out who is only about 10 inches in height and he plays a little tune.

When the amazed bartender is handing the man his free drink, the man asks, “If I show you how I did it, will you give me another free drink?” The curious bartender obliges and the man says, “There’s a little wizard in my other pocket that grants wishes.”

The bartender hands him another free drink, and the man makes his third and final request, “If I let you make a wish, will you give me another free drink?”

The bartender obliges and says, “I wish for a thousand bucks!”

But after he says it, a thousand ducks fill the room. Angered, the bartender exclaims, “I DIDN’T ASK FOR A THOUSAND DUCKS!” To which the man replies, “Well, do you think I wanted a 10-inch pianist?”