A Rose, A Note, and a Black Eye
Jack wakes up with a hangover after his company’s Christmas party, confused about how he got home. He sees aspirins, a red rose, and a spotless house. In the kitchen, there's a hot breakfast waiting for him. He asks his son what happened, and his son says, “You came home drunk, broke the coffee table, and got that black eye by running into the door.”
Jack, still puzzled, asks, “Why is everything so clean?”
His son replies, “Mom cleaned you up and when she tried to undress you, you yelled, "Leave me alone, I’m married!".
