The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in but was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law said. “I am wearing my love dress.”
“Love dress? But you’re naked!” said the mother-in-law.
“My husband loves me to wear this dress,” she explained.
So, the mother-in-law went home and did the same thing.
Her husband came home and asked why she was naked.
The woman answered, "I'm in my love dress."
Hubby replied, "Well, it needs ironing."
