Soccer Match In The Woods
There was a soccer match in the woods between the rodents and the insects. In the first half, the rodents had the upper hand, but in the second half, the centipede really stepped up and scored the winning goal for the insects.
After the victory celebration, the spider approached the centipede and said, “You were amazing! But where were you during the first half?”
The centipede replied, “I was tying my shoes!”