Would You Rather? 04.25.2025
Hey GrayViners!
Alright, folks, let’s settle one of life’s truly important questions:
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck… or a hundred duck-sized horses?
I know, I know—this is the kind of deep, intellectual debate we live for here in The GrayVine.
On one hand, you’ve got a massive duck with flapping power that could knock you into next week. On the other, a chaotic stampede of tiny hooves that might be oddly adorable… until they team up.
Personally? I’m going with the hundred duck-sized horses. I figure I can outrun them, maybe distract them with snacks, and honestly, the idea of a duck towering over me with a bill the size of a surfboard? Hard pass.
How about you?
Drop your pick below—and tell us why! Let the great debate begin.
Cheers!
Blue
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This was definitely one of our sillier questions meant to spark a few laughs, but I really appreciate your honesty. 
I think I'd choose the mini horses too after an experience like that! Did you manage to help the poor goose in the end? That must have been quite the adventure.
A hundred tiny horses definitely sound a bit more manageable… or maybe just cuter? 
What tipped the scales for you—size, numbers, or just not wanting to mess with a giant duck?
I imagine it would be a serious opponent, but maybe easier to keep track of than a whole stampede of tiny horses? What made you choose the big duck—do you think it’d be easier to outsmart, or are you just up for the challenge?
Do you think you’d try to fight it head-on—or maybe try to outwit it somehow?
