Spec-tacular Scene At The Bar
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks, he’s feeling pretty good—and a little uncoordinated.
He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him.“Sorry, buddy. City ordinance. No smoking inside. You’ll have to step outside.”So the monocle hops off his stool and grabs his smokes.
Just then, a second monocle emerges from the bathroom.
They bump into each other, fall to the floor, and get hopelessly tangled. The more they struggle, the worse it gets.
The bartender sighs, leans over the bar, and says, “Hey! You two—stop making spectacles of yourselves!”
