Safety First
Three drunk guys stumble into a cab late at night.
Sensing their condition, the clever cab driver has an idea. He starts the engine, lets it run for a few seconds, then turns it off and says, "Alright, we’re here!"
The first guy hands him a few bills without question.
The second guy mumbles, "Thanks, man," and climbs out.
But the third guy stops, looks at the driver, and smacks him on the shoulder.
The cabbie, shocked, asks, "What was that for?"
The third guy slurs, "Slow down next time, buddy—you nearly got us killed!"
