James Matthew Najera

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I Don't Think It's Very Effective

Two retired fellows were sitting on the front porch, sipping iced tea and enjoying the afternoon sun.

"You know, Joe," says Bill, "my doctor gave me these new pills for memory, and I swear—they’ve worked wonders. I remember everything now!"

"That’s terrific, Bill," Joe replies. "I’ve been a little forgetful myself lately. What are they called?"

Bill furrows his brow. "Hmm… what’s the name of that flower? The red one, smells nice…"

Joe says, "A tulip?"

"No, no… the one with thorns. Folks give it on anniversaries."

"A rose?"

"That’s it!" Bill nods, then calls into the house, "Hey Rose! What’s the name of those pills the doctor gave me for my memory?" :ROFLMAO:
 
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