James Matthew Najera

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Maybe The Cow Has A Headache?

The only cow in a small Midwest town suddenly stopped giving milk. So, the townsfolk pooled their money and found a great deal on a new cow from Texas.

She was a dream—tons of milk every morning, and everyone was thrilled.

Wanting to make sure they’d never run low again, they bought a strong bull from a nearby farm. But no matter what the bull did, that cow wasn’t having it. He’d walk up from behind, she’d step forward. Try from the front, she’d back away. Left side, she’d shuffle to the right. Poor guy never stood a chance.

So the townspeople called up the local vet, old Doc Henderson, who’d been around the block a few times.

They told him the story, and after a long pause, he scratched his head and asked, “Did y’all get that cow from Texas?”

Everyone blinked. “Well, yeah—how’d you know?”

Doc Henderson looked off into the distance and said, “My wife’s from Texas.” :ROFLMAO:
 

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