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The Secret To A Long Life

When a spry 100-year-old gentleman was asked the secret to his long, healthy life, he smiled and said, “Well, I’ll tell you. I’ve been married for 75 years. On our wedding day, my wife and I made a deal—whenever we got into an argument, the one who lost had to walk five miles to cool off.

He leaned in and added, “I’ve been walking five miles a day ever since!”

Everyone laughed and then asked, “But your wife’s in great shape, too—what’s her secret?”

The old man chuckled and said, “She’s been following me all these years… to make sure I actually finished the five miles!” :ROFLMAO:
 
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