Grocery Store Standoff
A husband and wife are grocery shopping together. He grabs a case of beer and drops it in the cart.
She says, “Really? Twenty bucks on beer?”
He shrugs. “It’s on sale—24 cans for $20. Seemed like a good deal.”
"Put them back, we can't afford them." demands the wife.
A few minutes later, she adds a $40 jar of face cream to the cart.
He raises an eyebrow. “$40? What’s that for?”
She says, “It makes me look beautiful.”
Her husband retorts, “So would the 24 cans of beer… and it's half the price.”
