A Little Heavenly Humor
A gentleman was out doing some shopping when he suddenly collapsed from a heart attack. Thankfully, store clerks acted fast and called 911, and he was rushed to the nearest hospital, where surgeons performed emergency bypass surgery.
When he finally came to, he found himself in a quiet hospital room, with a kind-looking nun seated by his bedside—clipboard in hand, ready to discuss payment.
She leaned in gently and asked, “Do you have health insurance, sir?”
Still groggy, he whispered, “No... no insurance.”
The nun pressed on, “Do you have any money in the bank?”
He shook his head. “No money either.”
Trying to find another option, she asked, “Do you have any relatives who might help cover your expenses?”
He paused and said, “Well... I’ve got a spinster sister. She’s a nun.”
The nun sat up a little straighter and snapped, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God!”
The patient smiled and said, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
