A Dentist’s Pick-Up Line
A young man sat on the train, aware that a pretty girl across from him kept glancing his way. When their eyes met, he gave her a warm smile and offered a friendly hello.
“Hi,” she replied, before leaning forward and asking, “Can I be completely honest with you?”
“Of course,” he answered.
“Well,” she said with a grin, “every time you smile at me, it makes me want to invite you back to my place.”
“Great,” he responded. “Are you married?”
She shook her head. “No—I’m a dentist!”
