A Peaceful Resolution
The big, bad wolf converted to Buddhism, and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted, "is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing?" questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware-wolf!"