An Infuriating Line
Two friends are walking down the street, thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says, "Let's go get a drink, there's this new place that does THE best punch you'll ever drink."
So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender "Bartender, two glasses of your best punch, please."
The bartender replies in a stern voice, "If you want some punch, you're gonna have to get in line like everybody else."
The friends turn and look around, but there's no punch line…
