Another "Guy Walks Into A Bar" Joke
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender shrugs. “Sure, why not?”
The man pulls a tiny rat from one pocket, and from the other, a miniature piano. The rat cracks his knuckles and starts playing the blues like a furry little Ray Charles. The bartender, stunned, pours the drink.
After finishing it, the guy grins. “If I show you something even better, do I drink free all night?”
“Buddy,” the bartender says, “if you can top that, I’ll keep your glass full until closing.”
The man sets the rat and piano back out, then produces a small bullfrog. The frog clears his throat and belts out soulful blues lyrics while the rat keeps perfect time on the keys. The whole bar is spellbound.
Suddenly, a man shouts, “I’ll give you $10,000 for that frog!”
“No deal,” the guy says.
“$25,000!”
“Nope.”
“$50,000—cash!”
“Deal.”
The bartender stares at him. “Are you out of your mind? That frog was a gold mine! Why sell it?”
The man smirks. “Relax. The frog can’t sing… the rat’s a ventriloquist.”
