Armed with Scripture
An older woman had just come home from an evening church service when she was shocked to find a burglar inside. Thinking fast, she shouted, “Stop! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit")
The burglar froze on the spot, hands shaking in the air.
When the police arrived and cuffed him, one officer asked, “Why didn’t you run? All she did was quote a Bible verse.”
The burglar stammered, “Bible verse? I thought she said she had an axe… and two .38s!”
