Be Careful What You Wish For
A man finds an old lamp and gives it a rub. Out pops a genie who offers him three wishes.
The man sighs, “I’m in the middle of a messy divorce, and the lawyers are driving me crazy. I wish every lawyer on earth would disappear.”
The genie raises an eyebrow. “That’s a bit extreme. You’re sure?”
“Absolutely,” says the man. “No more lawyers.”
The genie snaps his fingers. “Done—and that was your last wish.”
“Wait,” the man protests, “you said I get three!”
The genie grins. “So sue me.”
