Best Uncle Award
A woman, pregnant with twins, gets into a car accident and falls into a coma. A month later, she wakes up in the hospital. The nurse says, “Good news! You gave birth while you were unconscious. A healthy boy and girl!”
The woman, still groggy, says, “Wait… who named them?”
The nurse smiles. “Your twin brother Patrick. He was the only family we could reach.”
The woman’s eyes widen. “Oh dear. What did he name my daughter?”
“Denise,” the nurse replies. She relaxes. “Well, that’s actually lovely.”
Then she asks, “And my son?”
The nurse sighs. “Denephew.”
