Bull Fees And Family Trees
A farmer knocked on his neighbor’s front door, and a small boy answered.
He asked, “Is your father home?”
“No, he’s gone to town.”
“Then is your mother home?”
“No, she’s gone to town with Dad.”
“Well, how about your older brother Howard? Is he home?”
“No, he’s gone to town with Mum and Dad.”
The boy paused, then asked, “Can I help you? I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow some.”
The farmer shifted uncomfortably and said, “It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzie pregnant.”
The boy thought for a moment, then said, “Hmm… Dad usually charges $500 for the use of the bull. I don’t know what he charges for Howard.”