Conjugal Property
An elderly couple walks into a diner and orders just one hamburger, one order of fries, and one drink.
The gentleman carefully cuts the burger in half, counts the fries into two even piles, and places the drink right between them.
Folks nearby start whispering, certain the couple must be on a tight budget—sharing a single meal to save money.
A kind young man offers to buy them another meal, but the husband smiles and says, “Oh no, we’re used to sharing everything.”
Still, the wife hasn’t taken a single bite. She just watches her husband eat.
The young man tries again: “Please, let me buy you another meal.”
This time the wife politely declines, “No thank you. We’re used to sharing everything.”
When the husband finishes and wipes his mouth, the young man, puzzled, finally asks the lady, “Ma’am, what are you waiting for?”
She grins and says, “The teeth!”
