Costco Survival Chronicles
Spotted: A husband in his natural habitat—outside Costco, holding a sign that’s equal parts hilarious and relatable. “NOT HOMELESS. WIFE IN COSTCO 2+ HOURS. PLEASE HELP.”
This clever sign sums up the universal experience of waiting while your partner explores every aisle. Is he exaggerating? Maybe. Is he a hero for enduring it? Absolutely.
Whether you’re the shopper or the “Costco parking lot survivor,” this photo will have you laughing—and maybe thinking twice about your next marathon shopping trip!