Crocodile Diet Problem
Two crocodiles were sitting by the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said:
"I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age, and we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it."
"Well," said the big croc, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small croc.
"Hmm. Where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp, near the parking lot by the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. And how do you catch them?"
"Well," said the small croc, "I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for them to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the poo-poo out of them, and eat ’em!"
"Ah," said the big croc, nodding. "I think I see your problem. You’re not getting any nourishment. By the time you finish shaking the poo-poo out of a politician, there’s nothing left but a poop chute and a briefcase."
