Grandma's Classic Fix
When Timmy was growing up, his grandma loved her TV—so much so, she jokingly called it her boyfriend.
Unfortunately, the TV didn’t always work, and she had to give it a good smack once in a while to keep watching her favorite shows.
One afternoon, while Timmy was visiting, the preacher stopped by. Just as Timmy opened the door, a loud thump-thump-thump came from the back room.
The preacher looked concerned. “Is your grandma all right?”
Timmy chuckled and said, “Oh, she’s fine. She’s just in there banging her boyfriend again!”
