Heavenly Ducks
Three women died and went to heaven. When they got there, St. Peter said, “We only have one rule here in heaven: do not step on the ducks!”
So they entered heaven, and there were ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they tried their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally stepped on one.
Along came St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chained them together and said, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man!”
The next day, the second woman accidentally stepped on a duck and along came St. Peter. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chained them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman observed all this and was very careful where she stepped. She managed to go months without stepping on any duck, but one day, St. Peter came up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chained them together without saying a word.
The happy woman said, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”
The guy said, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”
