He's Always Watching
A thief enters a house at night, intending to rob the entire place. In the dark, he starts hearing:
"Jesus is watching you... Jesus is watching you..."
Panicked, he looks around for the source of the whisper when he finds a parrot in a cage with the name "Moses" pinned on it. Relieved, he says:
"Who's the idiot who named a parrot Moses?"
The parrot answers:
"The same idiot that named the pitbull Jesus".
