Honey, I Lost The Car
As a woman was leaving the bank, she suddenly remembered she had left the car keys inside. She went back in, asked around, and searched her purse again.
“Oh no! I left the keys in the car!”
She ran to the parking lot in a panic, only to find the car was gone.
She called the police, reported it stolen, gave the license plate number, and explained the keys were still inside.
Trying to stay calm, she made the dreaded call to her husband. She nervously explained the situation.
He snapped, “I dropped you off at the bank. You didn’t have the car!”
She let out a huge sigh of relief and asked him to come pick her up.
He replied, “I will... once I convince the police I didn’t steal it!”
