Late-Night Orders
A successful rancher passed away and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch going, though she didn’t know much about ranching. So, she put an ad in the paper for a ranch hand.
After a while, only one fellow applied—and to her relief, he turned out to be a hard worker who knew the ropes. For weeks, the two of them kept the ranch running smoothly.
One Saturday, she told him, “You’ve been doing a great job. Why don’t you head into town and have yourself a good time?” He agreed and left.
But when he came back late that night, he found her sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine. She called him over and softly said:
“Take off my boots.”
He did.
“Now take off my socks.”
He did.
“Now take off my jacket and shirt.”
Piece by piece, he did as instructed, confused but obedient.
Finally, she leaned in and said, “Now listen close… if I ever catch you wearing my clothes into town again, you’re fired!”
