License Renewal
Old Joe went down to the DMV to renew his license, and like most folks, he found himself waiting…and waiting…and waiting.
After what felt like half the day, he finally made it to the counter, got his picture taken, and was handed his new license.
Joe stared at the photo, frowned, and said, “Well, after standing in that line, I look plain worn out and grumpy.”
The clerk just chuckled and said, “Don’t fret, mister—that’s pretty much how you’ll look when the highway patrol pulls you over anyhow.”
