Mode of Payment?
A duck waddles into a fancy department store, strutting like she owns the place.
She heads straight for the makeup counter, hops up, and says to the surprised clerk, "I'd like a nice shade of red, please—something bold for date night by the pond."
The clerk picks out a tube of bright crimson lipstick and asks, "Will that be cash or card?"
The duck leans in, bats her little feathery lashes, and says, "Neither, darling. Put it on my bill."
