Never-ending Game
A young boy walks into a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, “Watch this — I’ll prove this kid is the dumbest!” The barber offers him a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other. The boy chooses the quarters and walks away. The barber laughs, thinking the kid missed the better option.
Later, the customer sees the boy leaving an ice cream shop and asks, “Why did you take the quarters?”
The boy grins and says, “Because the game ends the day I take the dollar!”
