Outsmarted The Wife
A wife sends her husband a message: “Don’t forget to pick up some vegetables on your way home—and by the way, Margaret says hello.”
The husband quickly replies: “Wait a minute… who’s Margaret?”
The wife writes back: “Margaret doesn’t exist. I just wanted to make sure you were actually reading my message.”
But then the husband fires back: “Well, that’s funny—because I’m with Margaret right now. Which one were you talking about?”
The wife, now completely flustered, asks: “Where are you?!”
He calmly answers: “Right by the vegetable stand.”
The wife panics and says: “Stay there—I’m on my way!”
Ten minutes later, she texts again: “Where are you? I’m at the market.”
And the husband replies with a smile: “I’m at the office. Now that you're there, go ahead and pick out the vegetables yourself.”
