Peace And Quiet
A fellow walked into a bar, sat down, and started ordering one drink after another.
After a bit, the bartender leaned over and asked, “Everything alright, my friend?”
The man sighed and said, “My wife and I had a big argument, and she told me she wouldn’t speak to me for an entire month.”
Trying to be helpful, the bartender said, “Well now… that doesn’t sound too bad. A little peace and quiet can be a blessing.”
The man groaned and said, “Sure… but today’s the last day!”
