Pilot Test
Disclaimer: Lighthearted joke ahead—some may find the humor a little cheeky!
An old Marine pilot, wearing his well-worn flight jacket, sat down for a cup of coffee at his local diner. As he sipped, a young woman sat next to him and struck up a conversation.
"Sir, are you a real pilot?" she asked.
"Well," he smiled, "I’ve spent my life flying everything from old Stearmans to Corsairs back in WWII, even Banshees and Cougars in Korea. Taught over 260 folks to fly and took hundreds up for rides—so yes, I suppose I am."
She nodded and said, “Well, I’m a lesbian. I wake up thinking about women, I think about them all day, while showering, watching TV—you name it.”
They both quietly sipped their coffee for a bit.
A few minutes later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old Marine and asked, "Are you a real pilot, sir?"
The old Marine paused, smiled again, and replied, "Well, son, I thought I was… but it turns out I might actually be a lesbian."
