Strange Happenings at Walmart
Word around town is that a fella’s been having some very interesting luck at Walmart. Every few days, while loading groceries into his trunk, two beautiful young women stroll up and start cleaning his windshield—smiling, laughing, doing a better job than any car wash in town.
When he tries to tip them, they refuse and ask if he can give them a quick ride into town. Being a gentleman, he agrees. Somewhere along the drive, things apparently get... lively. One climbs into the front seat, gets a little too friendly, while the other seems mighty interested in his wallet.
Folks say he’s lost his wallet on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, and nearly every weekend since. He swears he’s “just trying to get to the bottom of it.”
Police haven’t opened an investigation—mostly because he keeps volunteering as a witness.
P.S. Target’s wallets are $1.99 if you’re feeling adventurous.
