The Birthday Guess
Three spirited ladies were sitting on a bench outside their retirement home, enjoying the afternoon when an older gentleman strolled by.
One of them called out, “Hey there, we bet we can guess exactly how old you are!”
The man chuckled. “Oh, I doubt that very much.”
“Sure we can!” another said. “Just drop your pants and undershorts, and we’ll tell you your exact age.”
The man hesitated, but curiosity got the better of him. He glanced around, then obliged—just to prove them wrong.
After a few moments of careful inspection (and a few giggles), one of the ladies said, “Turn around a couple of times.” Another added, “Now jump up and down for us.”
When he finished, all three clapped their hands and declared in perfect unison, “You’re 87 years old!”
The old man blinked in disbelief. “How on earth did you know that?”
The ladies burst out laughing and said, “Easy—we were at your birthday party yesterday!”
