The Doctor Visit
An older gentleman goes to the doctor. The doc says, “How’s your memory holding up these days?”
The man replies, “Oh, it’s perfect! I remember all sorts of things. Why, just yesterday, I remembered to take my pills before I forgot where I put them.”
The doctor laughs and asks, “Do you ever worry about getting Alzheimer’s?”
The man nods. “I think about it all the time. My biggest fear is losing my memory and forgetting where I keep my wallet.”
“Because of the money?” the doctor asks.
“No,” the man says with a grin, “because my wife keeps finding it!”
