The Dog Job Interview
A man walks into a factory looking for work.
The manager says,
“Sorry, we’re not hiring… unless you can do something really special.”
The man points to his dog.
“He can talk.”
The manager laughs. “If that dog says one word, I’ll hire both of you.”
The man nods. “What’s on top of a house?”
Dog: “Roof!”
Manager narrows his eyes. “Okay… what’s sandpaper feel like?”
Dog: “Ruff!”
Manager’s frown deepens. “Who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?”
Dog: “Ruth!”
The manager explodes. “Get out of my office!”
They’re thrown into the street. The dog looks up at his owner and says,
“You think I should’ve said Mickey Mantle?”
