The Early Bird Gets... Busted
One stormy Saturday morning, a man woke up early, got dressed in silence, packed his lunch, and quietly headed to the garage to start his fishing trip. He hitched up the boat, eased out of the driveway, and straight into a monsoon.
With 50 mph winds whipping through the rain, he wisely pulled back into the garage, went inside, undressed, and crawled back into bed beside his wife.
Snuggling close, he whispered, “The weather’s awful out there.”
Without missing a beat, his wife, still half asleep, muttered, “And to think... my foolish husband is out fishing in it.”
And that's how the fight started.
