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The Frog Princess

A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!” The man bent down, picked up the frog, and slipped it into his pocket.

The frog spoke up again: “If you kiss me and turn me back, I’ll stay with you for a whole week.” The man took the frog out, smiled at it, and carefully tucked it back into his pocket.

Next, the frog shouted, “If you kiss me, I’ll stay with you forever and do anything you want!” Again, the man just smiled and slipped it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog cried, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you forever, and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”

The young man grinned and said, “Look, I’m a scientist. I don’t have time for a girlfriend… but a talking frog? That’s groundbreaking research.”
 

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