The Meaning Of Time
A guy from the city is out driving in the country.
He passes a farm and sees the farmer holding a pig up, so the pig can eat apples out of an apple tree. The city slicker has never seen anything like that, so he stops, hops the fence and approaches the farmer.
"What in the world are you doing?" The city slicker asks.
"Holdin' up mah pig, so he can eat apples out the tree," the farmer says.
"Why not shake the tree and let your pig eat the apples off the ground?" The city slicker says. "Wouldn't that save a lot of time?"
"Well," the farmer replies, "What's time to a pig?"
