The One-Eyed Captain
An old sea captain with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch walks into a tavern. The bartender looks him over and says, “How’d you get that peg leg?”
The captain replies, “A whale bit my leg clean off.”
“Wow,” says the bartender. “And the hook?”
“A scurvy pirate took my hand in a sword fight,” the captain answers proudly.
“Remarkable!” says the bartender. “And the eye patch?”
The captain sighs. “A seagull... had an unfortunate aim.”
The bartender blinks. “You lost your eye because of that?”
The captain nods and says, “Aye, it was my first day with the new hook.”
