The Safest Boeing Flight Ever
A group of Boeing employees were sitting on a plane, getting ready for takeoff.
The pilot came on over the intercom and said, “Folks, we’re pleased to have you flying with us on our brand-new 737, fresh from our good friends at Boeing!”
Immediately, the Boeing employees scrambled out of their seats, rushing toward the exits in a panic. It was total chaos—everyone trying to get off the plane as fast as they could.
Everyone, that is, except for one old man, who sat quietly in his seat, calm and unbothered.
A junior executive stopped and said, “Didn’t you hear the announcement? If we don’t get off now, this plane might fall apart mid-air!”
The old man looked up and said, “Son, I’ve been an engineer at Boeing for over 30 years. I’ve seen the ups and downs, the cost-cutting, the outsourcing, all of it. And if I know how this company runs today, I can tell you one thing for sure…”
He leaned back and smiled. “There’s no chance this plane will even leave the ground.”
