The Talking Clock
A man goes to visit his friend and notices a large gong in his living room. He asks, “What’s the gong for?”
His friend says, “Oh, that’s my talking clock!”
The man is intrigued and says, “Really? How does it work?”
His friend grabs a mallet and gives the gong a mighty whack, filling the room with an echoing BOOM.
A voice from the neighbor’s house yells, “IT’S 3 AM, YOU MANIAC!”
