There's Always An Exception
The Drill Sergeant spotted a fresh recruit and yelled, "Get over here, now!"
"What's your name, soldier?"
"John, sir," replied the young private.
"John?!" barked the Sergeant. "We don’t do first names around here, soldier. It’s all about discipline. I don’t call anyone by their first name—too familiar, and familiarity leads to a breakdown in respect."
"You will address me as 'Sir', and I will call you by your last name only. Got it?"
"Yes, sir!"
"Good. Now, what’s your last name?"
The recruit sighed. "Darling, sir. My name is John Darling."
The Sergeant paused, then cleared his throat. "Alright, John. Here’s what I want you to do…"