Tough Luck
A woman was having a rotten streak at the roulette table in Las Vegas.
Down to her last hundred dollars, she sighed, “What awful luck! What should I do now?”
A kindly gentleman nearby tried to cheer her up.
“Well,” he said with a smile, “why not play your age?”
He wandered off, and just a few minutes later heard a sudden commotion.
Hurrying back, he saw the woman sprawled out cold on the floor while the croupier knelt beside her.
“What on earth happened?” the man asked.
The croupier shrugged and said, “She put it all on 29. When 36 came up… she fainted!”
